Fancy a headache?

If you are a regular here you know that all the teachers in Thailand have to do a cultural course. And exams. And another course. And more exams. And you have to do those in your own time. And you have to pay for them with your own money. And I refused to do any of that.

One of the reasons why is that the test subject matter and questions are ridiculous. And that's not only because of the bad English. You want a sample: here it is. From a pretest given out at the (FREE!) curriculum workshop that I did go to and that precedes the cultural course. Check it out. And if you figure out the answers be sure to post them in the comments. Good luck. You'll need it.

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